Deadpool: “Nick Fury saw my awesome. took me in. suck with me on the sweet milk of justice.”
Spiderman: “um, ew.”
I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.
This is by far my absolute FAVORITE episode ever. Every story line was pure gold in every way. hahahahahah
Anonymous asked:
hey Etechman here, my question is what do u prefer, sex or smoking weed? Also can i be involved lol.
sex always, but high sex is amazing.
Anonymous asked:
I have a baby dick but I can eat pussy like a god
yasssssss!



